Monday, May 19, 2008

Tony Joiner Is Going to Be Jealous

Tim Tebow helps circumcise impoverished children.

Too easy.

7 comments:

G!Lenn said...

I guess Tony Joiner is the linebacker?
Is it ethical for an unlicensed person to perform such an act?
Is winning the Heisman like staying at a Holiday Inn Express?

Chris Carpenter said...

Joiner is the guy who kissed Tebow last year against Tennessee. I heard Tebow calls him "Joiny Cakes."

I don't know if it is ethical, but it is certainly weird. Of all the charitable things to do, this seems like a strange one. "I know you are hungry, but what I'd really like to do is remove the foreskin from your penis."

I guess he is a pretty good guy. If this was Peyton, I'd be calling for the Nobel Peace Prize.

G!Lenn said...

Joiny Cakes is a good pun and allusion, even if that is the worst Sopranos episode.

Chris Carpenter said...

Worse than "Christopher"?

G!Lenn said...

I don't remember which episode "Christopher" was, but when you have gay-motorcycle riding-firefighting-short order cooks with handle bar mustaches, it's definately a recipe for disaster!

Chris Carpenter said...

The Christopher episode was the one where they were trying to stop the Native Americans from disrupting the Columbus celebration. It was political, but lamely so. It was also written by the guy who played Christopher M.

I'm probably in the minority, but I liked the whole Vito is gay storyline. It felt a bit too Brokebackish, but I liked how the guys tried to deal with Vito's lifestyle. The scene where they found out Vito gave head rather than got it- classic.

Paulie Walnuts - "Son of a bitch!"

G!Lenn said...

The storyline didn't bother me. I thought it was a new wrinkle to the idea that they all have to pretend to be more masculine than they truly are, hence no cunnilingus and the like. I thought the scenes were he was chasing after Meadow's boyfriend were very creepy and the scene where the guys see him at the leather bar was hysterical. It was also a great vehicle to begin Phil's wrath and uncompromising drive to the finish. That episode was just too over the the top.